The Hospital
I have never ever been inside of a veterinary hospital. I have also never owned an animal, so that is probably the reason that this has never happened. However, if one day I do decide to own an animal I promise that I will take it to the veterinary hospital on a regular basis. Probably.
I don’t even take myself to the human doctor very often. I think the last time I went was about three years ago, and that was only because I had a hurt elbow and a student discount. Now if I get sick I will probably just have to die. I am fine with that. My soul is ready; how’s yours?
I used to live near San Diego, and that is a city that never gets sick. People down there do dangerous stuff all the time, and no one ever gets hurt or diseased. Seriously, kids there surf all day and listen noisy thrash-punk all night. I can’t imagine a more dangerous lifestyle.
I am not one to brag, but I never learned how to surf. Wait, that isn’t bragging. I can’t remember what I was talking about, so maybe I am finally getting sick! I guess I will have to buckle down and head to the hospital. Frown.
